Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Speeded Up Time

Or relative time, as it may be called. Whatever, the day has sped past on a ridiculous tide of administrative tasks, which I wouldnt mind, if they were all caused by moi. (Lie; I would mind.
I hate admin.)
Oo- weird moment - next door`s flirty cat is sitting on a table beside me playing with a rose quartz pendulum, diviner, plumb bob or something although I should know as it`s mine but I digress Big Time. Now she`s laying on her back looking up at me with huge googley eyes - and I`m supposed to think while this is happening?
ANYWAY, today I have made phone calls to the dentist, the tax office, the hairdressers, my daughter, Student Finance (on her behalf), downloaded a heap of forms, bought a washing machine online, made a very long curtain out of two shorter ones, attempted to hang same but found I`m too short even atop a tall step ladder so currently awaiting team of fantasy tailors to stitch another three feet in height to my frame, sorted out my expenses which included wielding a miniscule stapler, written two letters and several e-mails.
Small but nonetheless slightly irritating comedy moment - next door`s flirty cat has just leapt onto the table beside me, dislodging an avalanche of paperwork, and is at this second trying to get into the wardrobe.
I should point out that today I`m not actually `at work`.
I think we`re supposed to be shopping for food tonight. I think this wont be happening. I think I`d rather go on a very sparse diet, starting now.

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